belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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