i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
is that a dick in a sweater?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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