She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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