Dual....:-)
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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