gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
