Everything about him screamed your future.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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