just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Why is there bacon in the couch?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize