ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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