genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
no. you can't hotbox the world.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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