You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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