Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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