found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just had sex on a roof
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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