what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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