You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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