Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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