so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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