dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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