What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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