He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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