just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My vagina is very pro this idea
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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