I wanna bring you to show and tell
She tied me up with her honor cords...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I am available for nakedness
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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