I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
false alarm, still single
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