i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Im part way to drunk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
