at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this boner is exhausting
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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