I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
it glows. i had to have it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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