What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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