wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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