white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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