i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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