Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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