ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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