you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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