Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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