tonight lets celebrate not being married
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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