Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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