The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Come see our sink grown plant.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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