Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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