You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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