Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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