Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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