Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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