Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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