Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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