No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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