but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
it was like eating out sand paper
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
