On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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