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(609): View more from New Jersey

she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that

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pussy has no personality

(609): View more from New Jersey

Amen to that

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(609): she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that (484): pussy has no personality (609): Amen to that http://tfl.nu/mkon

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.

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(913): I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like. http://tfl.nu/zoxi

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award

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(336): i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award http://tfl.nu/t3kf

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(415): View more from California

had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon

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(415): had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon http://tfl.nu/bpcz

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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(920): If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it. http://tfl.nu/6xw0

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(678): View more from Georgia

I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.

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(678): I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club. http://tfl.nu/jmao

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(817): View more from Texas

Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.

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(817): Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry. http://tfl.nu/qgh9

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(778): View more from British Columbia

We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?

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(778): We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in? http://tfl.nu/nu3d

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(936): View more from Texas

I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.

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(936): I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining. http://tfl.nu/kdvr

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(330): View more from Ohio

The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.

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(330): The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk. http://tfl.nu/09ej

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now

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(978): At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now http://tfl.nu/9tr0

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(970): View more from Colorado

Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.

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(970): Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon. http://tfl.nu/bx6h

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time

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(603): You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time http://tfl.nu/76fp

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(214): View more from Texas

Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight

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(214): Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight http://tfl.nu/7wsd

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred

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(814): Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred http://tfl.nu/bcw1

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