All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.