Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
3pm strippers are depressing
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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