Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
