So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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