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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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