On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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