I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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