oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
