this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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